Flash…

Danish scientist discovers new theory…continued on page 5j…

my stint…

good to be back i’ve been living on my space for the last 122 months…I thought I’d take a breather and blog on this site…

 

really…

Hay goose breath, did you know that there are only 2,900 factoids in the wild…

Warning…

Warning, if anyone can hear me, I am Doctor Phar, I’m trapped on Laptop island the view is horrible…thanks for asking…there’s a mad-factoid madman on the loose…he’s spreading factoide lies…don’t be fooled by his charm…his factoids may seem truthful, but are evil incantations, synonym: spells…  Run bipeds run, while i dialouge…I’ll keep you posted…I have to go and make needed repairs to my hydrofoil, if I’m ever to get off this damn forsaken rock…

factoid#1,1048.5

The Oscar’s was orignaly called…Best Sperm Catcher Galla…in the early part of the, c.17th century B.C…then, eventually due to the alarming depletion of Englsih words, inexplicably, people left speechless at times during intercourse, raised concern, the governemnt also know as KUUHL, spelt like it’s said, saw fit, a restriction on speak…so, when TV came into existence the title was redubbed Oscar…

…I feel Myer had something to do with it…hold on, I sensing a paranomasia:  it’s all bologna …

 

 

 

 

 

Hello…

I got a call from my buddy William Collector…”hay, bro where’s the money”……”sorry man, I’m in a slump…every time I try to write a check…I get writer’s block…I just need a little more time to avoid you…how about a week”…

In Greek mythology…feta cheese…is the God of texture…

TOM SAWYER

THE CLOSETED GAY TYRANT BOOKER OF COBB’S—

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