Dear John,
Why use MySpace to blog? You have your own website.
It wasn't clear whether you were calling me a Christian or just calling on Christians to capture or kill me, but, for the record, I'm agnostic.
And hopefully you'll add me as your MySpace friend.
Heart,
Reyhan
GOOD IDEA…I PLAN ON JOTTING PLENTY OF NEW THINGS HERE ABOUT THE SUPPOSITITIOUS REYHAN.
Off the wire…the ink has not cured…read it Gracie…Dear Fear Spreaders, the new word that is now officialy and Federally Politically Inncorrect: Republican…proper English usage deemed hell ya by nonsecular sources is: Fastdious Salvation…
Actress and former human, Julia Roberts, American's 44 year teddy bear goes under the knife tomorrow morinng @ St. Hospital for smile reduction surgury…when asked why…she repiled, with a smile…then a thought bubble appeared…my Q-rating is too volitile…i must take hold of this evil power and use it for good…
Dakota Fanning’s tocuhing story…how she’s fighting being 12 years old…her docotr says, if she can hold on another 7 more months she could beat it…she’s all pep…raves, Newsweek’s subsyndicate, Newsweeker…
For journlistic integrity this story is confirmed…Chicago Sun-Times…
also, you’re correct, doctor is missspelled
On ESPN 3, Christians vs. Muslims…best of 7…for the, Purport Cup…it’s going to be a slaughter…killing begins @: 4:12 Western time…3:15 Eastern time…
Sponsored by Nature Made vitamins and Vitawater…
I only eat @ swank restaurants…owned and operated by proprietors who *soley wear haut couture sandles…but that’s just me…i have to go my vagina soup is ready…
*hidden pun…
Hay, if you ever ask a comedian, to tell you a joke…don’t expect it to start off: 2 Jews walk into a bar…or knock, knock…stop insisting…comics to play monkey, to amuse your lameness…there’s a context…and you’re not getting it…get it…”stupid pile of dead”…but, if you’re into whacky…call me…i do a great impression…
How about a round of applause for advirtising executives who enjoy the simple things in life…like an American draft beer…after a long day of pan-media-raping…I wish I was that well rounded…take no umbridge…it’s just business… “trite from the tongue”
In a rescent article, not published, courtesy of; Esquire magazine…thank you…
my lawyer says i should run…25 minute pause…for mayor…
